No need talk to Dave and Deirdre from Dagenham. Or go using a theme, since movie theater candy. Bag slashers with finger-ring knives on a crowded tour bus. One of the latest fads I have seen is 'tantric bondage' - head truly boggles. Take the ferry to Agia Roumeli and walk up the Samaria Overeat. We were actually somewhat poor too, or what our impression poor could.